The Women! Uncaged

You may recall that I’ve been attempting to formally secure the rights to place an image from Star Trek on the (virtual) cover of my EP, The Women! My e-mail from April received a response a month later:

Unfortunately, we are unable to license the rights to use the Star Trek “The Cage” episode still shot for your album cover.

Phooey. Not a big surprise, but disappointing nonetheless. Fortunately there was a backup plan. And thus do I reveal to you, my loyal fans, The Women! Uncaged:

The Women! Uncaged

The music is no different. Only the cover art is, uh, vastly improved. If you’ve previously downloaded, you can delete and re-download or just associate the new picture with the MP3 files. Or do nothing at all, but then CBS will come after me with phaser-toting lawyers.

I Want Better Widescreen Applications

Computer displays have almost completely converted to widescreen aspect ratios. The old 4:3 monitors basically aren’t sold anymore, and now our laptop and desktop displays have ratios of 16 units of width to 9 or 10 units of height. That makes it easier to display High Definition content, but is terrible for productivity apps.

The English language runs left to right, so it makes sense for menus to drop down, giving us vertical lists of functions that read horizontally. That more-tall-than-wide shape is also typically how we arrange our pages. We call it Portrait orientation, as opposed to Landscape orientation. Read more of this post

New Hippo Techie: Stay in sync

I’m an hour from my house. I have to be back approximately where I am in three hours, so there’s no point in going home and returning later. Fortunately I made a plan beforehand: I found a nearby restaurant with free Wi-Fi — okay, it’s a McDonald’s — in which I can write my weekly column on an otherwise crazy busy weekend.

Only I seem to have forgotten my laptop.

Read the full article at The Hippo.

Mobile Apps for Musical Instruments, Moving, & Moriarty

A bunch of articles I wrote got published pretty much simultaneously this week. Hope you like apps, because they’re coming at you fast and furious.

Mobile Apps

I mean it.

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My Love/Hate Relationship With Bonus Tracks

Bonus TracksYesterday I had the opportunity to listen to all four Starsailor albums in my car. Two of them feature “bonus tracks,” songs not included on the original release for some reason or another. They’re good tunes, but you can tell when they come on; the album wraps up nicely and then there’s a random song or two stuck on the end. (I’m just now noticing that they all happen to be in 6/8 meter as well. Weird.)

It might be that extra songs are included when an album is released in another country; it’s particularly common in Japan. Sometimes certain retailers make deals with distributors so that bonus tracks are only available on CDs in their stores.

I’m a big proponent of the album as a cohesive whole, more than the sum of its component songs. On one hand, bonus tracks mess up album integrity and make it difficult to own an authoritative collection of music. When a sequence of songs is planned out, it’s not random, or at least it shouldn’t be. The tone and content of the last song bring the story or theme to a close, and bonus tracks slapped on the end disrupt that feeling of resolution.

My frustration increases when Amazon lists and sells a bonus track as part of Muse’s Absolution MP3 album, even though it’s not on the American CD release. Then again, the band’s own discography lists “Fury” as the last track, which screws up my old Simulacrum album project, which is supposed to be all about songs not on the primary versions of studio albums.

But do I buy albums with bonus tracks? Of course. I don’t want to get ripped off. So obviously I’m part of the problem.