No, You Do Not Have An Android

I tried to submit this infographic to Cracked, and it was roundly rejected by the editors:

…man it’s hard for me to imagine the readers being that mad at people who don’t always remember to put the word “phone” at the end when talking about their android phone. I think you should talk to a professional about that.

They’re probably right, but see, androids are already a thing, correct? Just not YET. And historians are going to look back and see this weird period where people talked about owning androids and be all, “Nobody owned androids then, they weren’t invented for another 50 years, WTF?” because future people talk in run-on sentences and current slang acronyms.

Anyway, click on the preview below to see the full (large) graphic.

No You Do Not Have An Android

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